Ex-Marine and now a gun for hire. Sergeant Bert Boxman has recently been involved in a few secret wars around the world. The people of Boxville have put up their own money to hire Bert to help the others rid the town of zombies and other undesirable creatures. He says his spare time is classified.
Bert wears a desert camo army uniform.
- He is a parody of the stereotypical soldier.
- You may notice he can't die easily.